Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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