Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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