they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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