Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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