why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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