But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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