i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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