If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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