I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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