Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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