i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
