Your tits are I can't wait for
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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