Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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