yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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