I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."