Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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