she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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