How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I supernannyed him into submission
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
