the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize