shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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