she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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