So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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