Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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