every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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