I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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