I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?