they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
If I die, sorry about rent.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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