Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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