i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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