Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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