Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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