Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
