But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I deserve this hangover.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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