I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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