I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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