i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler