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(812): View more from Indiana

I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.

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(509): View more from Washington

Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.

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(512): View more from Texas

He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.

(713): View more from Texas

Yeah you should have just let that thought go.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?

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(641): View more from Iowa

I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.

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(254): View more from Texas

I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Who is our new insurance provider?

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(858): View more from California

I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.

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