At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
vagina is talking i cant
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
its like you know when i get waxed
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.