How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.