oh god the rape fog is back!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on