I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.