Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though