I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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