I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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