awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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