I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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