why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real