I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.