How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.