question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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