just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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