Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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