I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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