This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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