My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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