david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
So. Much. Porn.
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