can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I need to sanitize my soul.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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