The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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