Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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