I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
