did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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