I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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