He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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